Mine Observations

• Killing two birds with one stone is impressive. Killing two elephants with one stone is even more impressive.


• Since San Diego Police Department is known as "America's Finest" does that mean that average looking people trying to be a police officer won't be admitted because they are not considered good looking?


• If racehorses pee a lot, do regular horses hate them when they take over the bathroom during parties?


• Since the moon is made of cheese should we just go ahead and melt it to make enough nacho cheese for everyone in the world?


• When products, such as hair dryers, state "Do not use while sleeping" does using it while sleepwalking count?


• My Christmas lights has a label that says "For indoor or outdoor use only." Did I have a third option of where to use them?


• Why do people get the day off from work to celebrate "Christopher Columbus" day when it takes a lot of work to take over a land, spread disease, and kill the natives?


• When Odyseus returned home his wife welcomed him with open arms. When Tom Hanks character in "Castaway" went missing for some time and returned home his wife was already with another man. Times have changed.


• Why is it that in beer commercials they show people being happy and cool but they never show people acting like complete drunken-douchebags?


• Why are gays in the closet?


• For commercials that tell you that an actor is actually playing the part, did they really think that television viewers were stupid enough not to realize that actors play these roles?