NitroParents were planning to spend a Friday night going out. They didn’t know where to go on their date night, so I suggested they attend a Roar Theatre show and watch my friends and I perform. They said no. I told them they had an obligation to support their child by attending her show. They said they would think about it. After a few days of crying, begging, throwing tantrums, bribing, and finally blackmailing, they decided to attend a show. I asked them to review the show and here is what they said.
NitroDad
When they were asking suggestions I wanted to say some but I did not know if it would be right or wrong. So I just sat there. Are there wrong suggestions? How do people know what to suggest? I suggested things in my head. Well, there were some good things in the show. It was very funny. I liked it. I did. I’m funny. Do you want to hear one of my jokes? I went to a party yesterday and a white guy cut in front of the food line right in front of me. He turned around and said, “Sorry, I hope you don’t mind that a gringo cut in front of you.” I asked him if he knew the origins of the word gringo. He said no. So I told him I was going to tell him how the story came about of the word gringo. Here let me tell you. It is a funny joke. A long time ago a white man went to Tijuana before they called them gringos. He was driving and he came across the only stoplight in Tijuana and it was a red light so he stopped. He started looking at stuff in his car and didn’t realize that the light had turned green. So the police came by and kept yelling “Green, go! Green, go! Green, go!” So from then on that word was associated with white people. (NitroDad paused his review for a three minute laugh fest). That was a good joke. I like telling that one. I can tell that during a Roar show and the audience will laugh a lot. You know I am funnier than you. Can I join the group?
NitroMom
Very nice show and, uh, I like the natural comeback from all of your suggestions given from the public. I don’t know how to explain it to you but every time they got a suggestion you were all able to do scenes. That was nice that you could take a word and just keep talking and sometimes something funny would be said. All of you were fine. I liked it. Good hell of a job. But in the dancing part I am sure I can teach you some steps. Those two guys that did the dancing scene did a good job and they were funny! But I could have done better. Back in my day, I would always dance crazy. Gee, I almost got up when you guys had the music. Especially at the end of the show, the music was calling me to the stage. I wanted to jump on the stage and give a good performance to show off my dancing skills. The music got my adrenaline going high. I felt the music in my body. I am sure if I got on stage to dance it would have been a better show. The music at the end of the show was very danceable. Who chose it? They did a good job of selecting songs. I started dancing in my seat. The cast was saved from my dancing because my husband pulled my blouse to sit down. Keep up the good job and I wish you guys luck. You might need it since the funniest part was seeing a bunch of losers on stage.
NitroParents: funnier, better dancers, and being supportive since… well, you get the idea.
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